the differences between fairy tale n reality

FAIRYTALE	REALITY
1) u fall in love with one guy n marry him	1) u fallin love with one guy, have sex with two guys, and u get married to a stranger
2) u have one mother and one father	2) u have one mother who is sleeping not with ur father…n u have one father who is sleeping whit ur mothers sister…
3) animals help u design a beautiful dress	3) animals shit everywhere
4) prince charming cares oni about u	4) prince charming cares everything about u except for ur feelings
5) prince charming cums galloping for ur resque	5) prince charming runs away using the nearest KTM wen he hears there is trouble
6) one love	6) love all
7) love is blind since everyone looks gud n charming	7) love is not blind…it looks at money, looks and dressing….
8) Cinderella wears a glass slippers	8) Cinderella wears JAPAN slippers
9) Cinderella is a perfect housewife	9) Cinderella is a perfect shopaholic
10) there is always a happy ending	10) happy ending does not exist